Twitter Zombies

Oh noes! Some people are cashing in on everyone's desire to be liked... This is very sad. Basically, they put up ads everywhere promising all Twitter users millions of friends. Users excitedly sign up, because let's face it - we all want more friends. Well, at least, most of us do. So then, once you've signed up, this bot thing signs into YOUR account, supposedly to make you more friends. But what it's doing, really, is, well, spamming all the friends that you already have by posting every FOUR hours. It's posting self advertisement of course, but to your friends, it looks like you're doing it. They think: "Oh, hey, my friend _______ seems to like this thing that gets you tons of Twitter friends, let me give it a try!" and then the cycle starts allover again. Their accounts get hacked into by a bot sending out tons of self-advertisement. The bots not only post to your status every 4 hours bumping down your genuine updates, but they also direct message your friends urging them to try this new friend making machine. Eventually your existing friends begin getting annoyed at your frequent spamming of their inboxes and, well, your regularly updated statuses that have nothing to do with you. Also, since you signed up for the evil bot, the terms of service are bonding you to automatically adding all their VIP clients - people who have paid money to have their accounts to get hacked into. Of course, you have no idea who these losers are, so you have like a 100+ of random people who are also spitting out that same nonsense in their updates as you are, advertising that same evil bot. What's the point of even having friends online if you're not actually getting to know them? Your new "friends" are simply lifeless series of fake "updates" that are all advertising the same thing. So basically, you're STUCK IN THE WORLD OF TWITTER ZOMBIES. And it's not nearly as cool as getting stuck with zombies in real life. And your whole purpose of being in the bot system is so that the people running the evil bot can justify charging the naive saps who want a million friends a few bucks. They can point to you and say: "See? You've got a friend for your money." Hopeless.... -_-

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